Matt Millen - Whats the worse thing you have heard an announcer say?

When I first heard his comments Saturday, I laughed.
I missed many of them but I found a link to some his comments.

-Chances of Richt being fired tonight: 90%
-South Carolina QB Stephen Garcia looks like an out of shape frat boy… actually; he looks like an out of shape 37-year-old mechanic.
-Slow start for both teams. Georgia QB Aaron Murray is constantly under pressure, and Garcia is still trying to shake off the 13 High Lifes he had in his hotel room last night while listening to Molly Hatchet.

-Stephen Garcia looks like the Customer of the Month at a Long John Silver’s.
-Chances of Richt being fired tonight: 95%
-Garcia squeezes in one more INT before the half, but he escapes with a 1-point lead. He looks like the kind of guy that has knocked up a stripper.
-Spurrier just took his shirt off and cracked open a Busch Light. Garcia strolls over, smoking a cigarette and high fives the coach. These two are magic together.
-Stephen Garcia looks like 2nd rate Wrestler from the early 80’s.


-On Lattimore-He’s so good that Stephen Garcia, who looks like the kind of guy who will pull up next to you at a gas station and offer you a deal on a home stereo system, can go 11/25, 1 TD, 2 INT and the Gamecocks can still win a big game on the road.
To End the Telecast:
-Steve Spurrier’s disappointment as he shakes hands with Mark Richt is obvious. He wanted to be the guy who ended Mark Richt. If I had to guess the guy that will end Richt’s career, I’m leaning towards Mississippi State coach Dan Mullen.
-The good news is whoever takes over for Richt will have some talent on the roster to work with.

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http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2011/uncensored-play-by-play-georgia-vs-south-carolina/